parrotsbeak:

do you ever feel like you need to listen to a certain song otherwise you’ll explode

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vinefame:

kinda wanna get laid kinda wanna sleep

(Source: fstw, via pizza)

syphilyssa:

i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom

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cuphaz:

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

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gorilllas:

*video doesn’t load within 2 seconds* well i guess i’ll never know

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stability:

people’s old facebook statuses are what i live for

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compliment:

tries to look cute but fails

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